Stephfordy Mayo > Quotes

“I really like to cook. I used to do it lots for Mom, who's almost as useless as you, and it means I can practice describing all the different dishes. That always makes narratives seem less repetitive - and you can use them as metaphors, too.”
― Stephfordy Mayo, New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody

“English and Gym. That's it. Look, do you know how difficult it is to write about being at school convincingly? It's been years since Stephfordy graduated, so it'll save us all a lot of time and effort if we just stick to two real subjects...”
― Stephfordy Mayo, New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody

“I realized with horror that I'd left my thesaurus in English class, and so wouldn't be able to describe their beauty in suitably poetic terms, but let me tell you, they were smokin' hot and no bullshit.”
― Stephfordy Mayo, New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody