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“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
Jackie Mason
“Anybody who's in favor of gun control is a fucking moron.”
Jackie Mason
“I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”
Jackie Mason
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Jackie Mason
“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant,
even if they wanted to be one?”
Jackie Mason
“I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.”
Jackie Mason

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