Blythe Woolston > Quotes

“A monster always has a vulnerability”
― Blythe Woolston, Catch & Release

“1. Heat the oven to Denial.
2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger.
3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony Guy.
4. Add 1/3 cup of Depression (tears will do if you want low-fat).
5. Bake...until you can jab a toothpick in your arm and it seems Acceptable.”
― Blythe Woolston, The Freak Observer

“Love is all tangled up with worry, but you can't cast out into the world until the line is untangled.”
― Blythe Woolston, Catch & Release

“The mind knows only what lies near the heart.”
― Blythe Woolston, Black Helicopters

“A dream dictionary is a one-size-fits-all-palm-reading-astrology-column-in-the-newspaper-carrot-equals-penis secret-code decoder.”
― Blythe Woolston, The Freak Observer

“I’m Valkyrie White. I’m fifteen. Your government killed my family.”
― Blythe Woolston, Black Helicopters

“I have seen teenage boys having sex, and they aren't so intense as babies who are figuring out that they have hands...”
― Blythe Woolston, The Freak Observer

“Physics extra credit: What should you do if you are stuck on frictionless ice? Assume you are nude and there is no atmospheric resistance. While correct, the answer 'suffocate' will not earn the credit.”
― Blythe Woolston, The Freak Observer

“Two things attract magpies: sparkly stuff and roadkill. This particular funeral is a jackpot for magpies.”
― Blythe Woolston, The Freak Observer

“They want to keep each other safe from danger. Each other is all they got in a dangerous world. It probably isn't going to be good enough.”
― Blythe Woolston, Catch & Release

“Wanting is only human. Humans are only wants. My purpose is to see tiny seeds of wanting that I can magnify and satisfy. Then, because I am human, too, I will want stuff. The cycle is so beautiful. I will belong.”
― Blythe Woolston, MARTians

“Wanting is only human. Humans are only wants. My purpose is to see tiny seeds of wanting that I can magnify and satisfy. Then, because I am human, too, I will want stuff. They cycle is so beautiful. I will belong.”
― Blythe Woolston, MARTians

“I can't depend on the world, but other than that, I'm doing fine. I'm moving my story down the road. Slowly, slowly, like an old man in a hat, I'm moving my story down the road.”
― Blythe Woolston, Catch & Release