Judy Sheindlin > Quotes

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

“If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin

“If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin

“Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining

“They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.”
― Judge Judy

“Common Sense Is Not Common”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“You only have one chance for a first impression.”
― Judge Judy

“Only a fool tests the depth of the water by jumping in with both feet.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“If you are dependent on another human being to make you happy, that’s not the same thing as being happier in the company of that person.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it irritates the pig.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits