Judy Sheindlin > Quotes

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

“If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin

“If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin

“Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining

“They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.”
― Judge Judy

“Common Sense Is Not Common”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“Only a fool tests the depth of the water by jumping in with both feet.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“You only have one chance for a first impression.”
― Judge Judy

“If you are dependent on another human being to make you happy, that’s not the same thing as being happier in the company of that person.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits

“Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it irritates the pig.”
― Judy Sheindlin, What Would Judy Say?: A Grown-Up Guide to Living Together with Benefits