Doreen Cronin > Quotes

“Duck was a neutral party, so he brought the ultimatum to the cows.”
― Doreen Cronin, Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type

“It is better to have bounced and bumped than never to have bounced at all. ”
― Doreen Cronin, Bounce

“Flash Floods are about as predictable as a crazy dream after one too many fish tacos - one minutes you're fine, and the next minute a moose is floating past you wearing a fishing hat and ladies' pajamas.”
― Doreen Cronin, The Legend of Diamond Lil

“You smell like wet dog,” said Sugar. “I am a wet dog,” I grumbled.”
― Doreen Cronin, The Trouble With Chickens

“Weather meaning ‘weather’ and man meaning ‘man.”
― Doreen Cronin, Gimme Shelter: Misadventures and Misinformation

“The truth was somewhere between her brain and her beak. I wasn’t sure it would survive the trip.”
― Doreen Cronin, The Trouble With Chickens

“They will never believe that an ordinary girl could do such an extraordinary thing,' Genevieve worried. 'What would I tell them?
'Tell them there is no such thing as an ordinary girl, said Bloom.”
― Doreen Cronin

“They will never believe that an ordinary girl could do such an extraordinary thing," Genevieve worried. "What would I tell them?"
"Tell them there is no such thing as an ordinary girl," said Bloom.”
― Doreen Cronin, Bloom

“prepared.”
― Doreen Cronin, Gimme Shelter: Misadventures and Misinformation

“chicken coop. The ground was still wet from the sprinkler. She didn’t wipe her feet before she came in. “I have a problem,” said the little bird.”
― Doreen Cronin, The Case of the Weird Blue Chicken: The Next Misadventure