David Oliver > Quotes

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.” —John Wayne”
― David Oliver, No Mopes Allowed: A Small Town Police Chief Rants and Babbles about Hugs and High Fives, Meth Busts, Internet Celebrity, and Other Adventures . . .

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” —Groucho Marx”
― David Oliver, No Mopes Allowed: A Small Town Police Chief Rants and Babbles about Hugs and High Fives, Meth Busts, Internet Celebrity, and Other Adventures . . .

“We are not causing you to “lose your job” by “giving” you an OVI. We didn’t give it to you, it was earned.”
― David Oliver, No Mopes Allowed: A Small Town Police Chief Rants and Babbles about Hugs and High Fives, Meth Busts, Internet Celebrity, and Other Adventures . . .

“The more we tolerate crime, the more crime we will have.”
― David Oliver, No Mopes Allowed: A Small Town Police Chief Rants and Babbles about Hugs and High Fives, Meth Busts, Internet Celebrity, and Other Adventures . . .

“My issue isn’t with guns . . . my issue is with dunces who happen to have guns.”
― David Oliver, No Mopes Allowed: A Small Town Police Chief Rants and Babbles about Hugs and High Fives, Meth Busts, Internet Celebrity, and Other Adventures . . .