Nate Taylor > Quotes

“Do you know who can take the sunrise, and sprinkle it with dew?”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“I suggest you stay the fuck out of this if you got any sense? Although, you don't strike me as the type that's got to many brain cells.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“Come into my store will ya? Thought I'd just hand over my Wonka bars huh?! Arrogant thieving brat.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“Jesus! You got that retard strength!”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“So Wonka done asked me to do a hit on some old fuck'a. Tricky part was, he was in the big-house. Can't recall his name real well, I think it was Joe Pale or somethin? No, no it was Bucket!”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“They hurled my body over the wall like a sack of potatoes.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“If either one of you cross paths with me again? I'll castrate the both of you! It won't be Dick N' Peter's, it'll be Eunuchs N' Pussies.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“These friends or cretins rather are called Oompa Loompas and they got themselves a madder lust for chocolate than Wonka.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“Gonna pick up the boy a present. He needs something to hope for in this world, besides tasteless soup...And a cold floor!”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition

“Nil Desperandum Dick, across the desert lies the promised land.”
― Nate Taylor, Willy Wonka and the Death Factory: The Scrumdiddlyumptious Edition