Dave Berry > Quotes

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Dave Berry

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
― Dave Berry

“New York Taxi Rules:
1. Driver speaks no English.
2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.
3. Driver hates you.”
― Dave Berry

“Cake!" said Tubby Ted, "I'd give hundred pounds for a piece of cake!"
"The only hundred pounds you HAVE are around your waist!" said Prentiss.”
― Dave Berry, Dave Berry's Greatest Hits