Jemma Croft > Quotes

“You could fit infinitely more quilts on a bed than in a coffin”
― Jemma Croft, By the Pint

“I nodded blandly. My mind whirred like an old-school floppy-disc trying to come up with something.”
― Jemma Croft, By the Pint

“Can we belong to each other for the next few weeks?”
― Jemma Croft, Shroom for Improvement

“The decennial Bloodsuckers in Business conference was held, unsurprisingly, once per decade at Dreadmourne Castle. A fortress built approximately half a bajillion years ago, and so gothic and cliched, it was borderline offensive to my brethren.”
― Jemma Croft, By the Pint

“Didn’t quite go as you expected?” I needled. I didn’t need to read his thoughts to understand what he was trying to achieve. “Thought you’d go all,”—I held my hands up like paws and hissed—“scary vampire dude on me. Show me what kind of monster you really are deep down. You’ve seen inside my mind. You know my fantasies. Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
― Jemma Croft, By the Pint