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“What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
― The Believer

“I've told my mistress that I intend to leave my wife eventually and run away with her. But she has to understand that I have no intention of doing anything of that kind, right? I mean, anybody who has been on this planet for longer than a month knows that cheaters don't mean anything they say. If we did, we wouldn't be cheaters. But somehow I don't think she gets the implied and unspoken agreement of an extramarital affair. What should I do?”
― The Believer Magazine, You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You: The Believer Book of Advice