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“Opportunity may knock, but Death always rings, for he is perfectly aware that sometimes even the hardest of door poundings may go unheard from within, particularly when there is a vacuum running.”
Clayton Smith
tags: humor
“Don't you try to pacify me!" screamed Grandpa Joe, waggling a finger at her. "I know when something's afoot! And something's definitely afoot!”
Clayton Smith
tags: humor
“Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and can therefore be disregarded entirely where most civilized palates are concerned.”
Clayton Smith
tags: humour
“It was a Wednesday, but it was a holiday, and Hattie was spending her day off from the local library (bookish by curling up on her favorite understuffed sofa with her newest purchase - a dime-store romance novel featuring bare-chested, oiled down pirates ("bookish" need not always be confused with literary") - and one of her two cats, the calico one named Mimsy.”
Clayton Smith
tags: humor
“Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.”
Clayton Smith
“Thought you could steal the pepper, did you?! Thought you could try darning my socks while I was asleep, did you?! I wanted those holes there, you little bastard! I wanted those holes there!" He throttled the duck and swung it up and down, whumping it on the table.”
Clayton Smith
tags: humor

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