Matthew Johnson > Quotes

“Certainly the past doesn't exist anywhere outside our own heads. I have never touched, kicked, or felt the past.”
― Matthew Johnson, Archaeological Theory

“that life deal with it,life must go on,if we dont then we find ourself in a black hole which we cant get out of....never ending depression”
― Matthew Johnson

“proceeded to purchase”
― Matthew Johnson, Amazon Echo Dot: Advanced User Guide - Step by Step Instructions to Enrich Your Smart Home

“Alexa, what does WTF mean? Alexa, self-destruct Alexa, rap for me Alexa, Up, Down, Left Right, Left Right, B, A, Start Alexa, how much is that doggy in the window? Alexa, speak like Yoda Alexa, what is the Prime Directive? Alexa, I need reality Alexa, what does RTFM mean? Alexa, what would you like to be when you are all grown up? Alexa, do you know Hal? Alexa, when is the following full moon? Alexa, tell me something vague Alexa, what number of streets should a man stroll down? Alexa, what happens in the event that you cross the streams? Alexa, what does the fox say? Alexa, your mom was a hamster Alexa, what is war useful for? Alexa, do you have any new components? Alexa, Is Santa genuine? Alexa, INCONCEIVABLE! Alexa, you must be joking!”
― Matthew Johnson, Amazon Echo Dot: Advanced User Guide - Step by Step Instructions to Enrich Your Smart Home