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“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”
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“God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.”
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“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.”
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“No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.”
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“I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥”
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