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“Most parents send their children off to school with little bromides like "Have a great day! I can't wait to see you later!" or "Do your best at school today. We're having your favorite pizza for dinner tonight!" My mother would send me off with "Enjoy yourself. We could all be dead tomorrow.”
Melissa Rivers, The Book of Joan: Tales of Mirth, Mischief, and Manipulation
“My mother hated the kids on the network television show Fame,1 which was based on (and which featured some of the kids from) the big hit movie Fame. (Okay, she didn’t really hate them; she just couldn’t figure out why they were all thirty-five years old and still in high school.”
Melissa Rivers, The Book of Joan: Tales of Mirth, Mischief, and Manipulation

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