Scroobius Pip > Quotes

“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants - use it to get into their heads.”
― Scroobius Pip

“Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.”
― Scroobius Pip

“You see a mousetrap; I see free cheese and a fucking challenge!”
― Scroobius Pip

“I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.”
― Scroobius Pip

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,”
― Scroobius Pip

“I see so many kids that love being writers more than they love writing.”
― Scroobius Pip

“I see small town syndrome growing in size,
There's not a lot to do, so the kids they decide,
To get drunk every night, a glazed eyes disguise,
Do drugs every night, tired from their lives,
People getting off their faces for a quiet night in,
Kids rolling around the streets rowing and fighting,
But it's all just because life ain't too exciting,
And it's easier than trying to do the right thing,
But there are other choices --- if you want them”
― Scroobius Pip