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“The first person who is on your mind the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.”
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“Regret for the things you have done can be tempered with time, It's regret for the things you have not doen that is inconsolable.”
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“Babies are born without knee-caps.”
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“When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death—ourselves. —EDA LESHAN”
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“You may find the worst enemy or best friend in yourself. —ENGLISH PROVERB”
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“doesn’t hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.”
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“A trip to nostalgia now and then is good for the spirit, as long as you don’t set up housekeeping. —DAN BARTOLOVIC KPUG-KNWR, Bellingham, Wasington.”
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“No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books.”
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“Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.”
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“My wife and I were living in Cambridge, Massachusetts—the quintessential college town. Rushing through the supermarket checkout, we didn’t notice we were in a 12-item line and what we had was way over the limit. The weary cashier looked at all our groceries. “Are you from Harvard and can’t count or from MIT and can’t read?” — BRADFORD”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

“hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with. One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.” — DAVE GLAUSER”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
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“A friend is someone you can do nothing with, and enjoy it.”
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“officer’s training at the Army’s Aberdeen, Md., Proving Ground, our class received instruction on sophisticated equipment. During one class, I was fascinated by an expensive-looking computer. The instructor bragged that it was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. I was duly impressed. But then the instructor abruptly stopped his lecture and turned to me. “Lieutenant, there will be no eating or drinking in my class,” he snapped. “You’ll have to get rid of that coffee!” “Sure . . . but why?” I inquired meekly. “Because,” he scolded, “a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard.” — JEANNE T. WHITAKER”
― Reader's Digest Association, Humor in Uniform

“The plan: to build a garden walkway made up of dozens of wooden squares. I decided I’d slice railroad ties into two-inch thick pieces for the sections. That’s what I told the clerk at the lumber yard. “You got a power saw?” he asked. “No,” I said. “Can’t I just use my hand saw?” He nodded slowly. “You could. But I just have one question. How old do you want to be when you finish?” —JUDY MYERS”
― Editors of Reader's Digest, Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most Hilarious Jokes, Gags, and Cartoons

“Instead of viewing life as a discount store, where quantity is the driving force, it's time to start looking at is as a smaller, more specialist shop, where quality is paramount.”
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“Nada hace que la felicidad sea más inalcanzable que tratar de encontrarla. El historiador Will Durant describe cómo buscó la felicidad en el conocimiento y sólo encontró desilusiones. Luego buscó la felicidad en los viajes y sólo encontró el cansancio; luego en el dinero y encontró discordia y preocupación. Buscó la felicidad en sus escritos y sólo encontró fatiga. Una vez vio una mujer que esperaba en un coche muy pequeño con un niño en sus brazos. Un hombre bajó de un tren y se acercó y besó suavemente a la mujer y luego al bebé, muy suavemente para no despertarlo. La familia se alejó luego en el coche y dejó a Durant con el impacto que le hizo realizar la verdadera naturaleza de la felicidad. Se tranquilizó y constató que "todas las funciones normales de la vida encierran algún deleite".”
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“contacted”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

“freeing up cash for home improvements?” he tried. “I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash,” I parried. There was a brief silence, and then he asked, “Are you looking for”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

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“Concordância”
― Reader's Digest Association, Dominando a Gramática