T.W. Brown > Quotes

“Ladies, what in the world is wrong with men? I mean besides all the really obvious stuff. They think they have the handle on everything. And if a lady gets in behind the wheel of a sports car, they act all crazy, like we don't belong. Same thing with motorcycles. Let a gal cruise down the highway on her hog and you'd think she was Lady Godiva for all the stares that she gets. I got news for you, just because we don't...doesn't mean that we can't. Seriously, boys, you can be replaced by a few inches of rubber and a couple of D-cell batteries, so I wouldn't be too cocky.”
― T.W. Brown, That Ghoul Ava & The Queen of the Zombies

“You are not judged by your success, but rather, how you respond to your failures.”
― T.W. Brown

“My grandpa used to say, “If worms had guns birds wouldn’t fuck with them.”
― T.W. Brown, Zomblog Saga Box Set

“I ain’t no hero. I never thought of being one. When I was young, I didn’t dream about being a police or fireman. I never considered joining the military, even after 9-11 when so many others my age flocked to the recruiter’s office.”
― TW Brown, The Ugly Beginning

“Leaping from the swings, the little girl ran at him with her arms wide, her curly blond hair streaming behind. Jody knelt to catch her as she leaped into his arms. Looking up, he smiled as Selina came up carrying the baby.”
― TW Brown, Reclamation

“They were tourists in the natural world, witnessing it in their sickest form of self-denial, knowing in their foggy brain matter that the clock was ticking, that the virus that was the human being was ravaging it all one morsel at a time.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Exelby flashed him a madman’s glanre”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“the carnivorous garden encircles the Roman bath house.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I just had flashbacks of my family’s last Thanksgiving.”
― T.W. Brown, Dead: Fortunes & Failures

“Patricia felt as though she had been run over by a melting ice cream truck that had recently burst into flames.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“pulling the skin around my nails taught.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“He rode a large black horse with a silver bridle that snorted and frothed and stomped heavily against the earth. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Yelen likes to meet here because there’s always shady business going on. Once, we came across a guy burying half a hippo. I never got the other half of that story.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Scared stiff and not knowing what else to do, the man began to make deafening sounds that resembled a great cat. He roared, he screeched, he wailed, and he hissed. Maybe the burglar will leave if he thinks I have a panther in here, Malcolm thought frantically.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I want you to know that I’ll be okay, Dad.”
― T.W. Brown, Dead: Fortunes & Failures

“Something had manifested nearby that was potently awful enough to make the dead dig up their own graves and retreat. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“People also talked of canceling Halloween,”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Having now spent four extremely long and tedious hours kooked up inside this submarine”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“That smell was even stronger.  It felt like they were being smothered in a jacket made of stink. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Zomblog Book”
― T.W. Brown, Zomblog

“It smells like a duffel bag full of dead cats dipped in a dirty grease-trap and dragged through a pool of piss”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“it screamed.  The sound filled the cold autumn air and made it even colder.  It crawled under every tiny pebble and burrowed into every knot-hole in every tree.  Even the falling snow seemed to pause as if it were chilled by such a sound.  It pounded icicles through Cliff’s ears and somehow down into the roots of his teeth. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Why pizza delivery?” he says. “It makes people happy.” Plus, Sugoi’s gourmet selection includes deep fried pigs’ brains, and I only pick off a few pieces. “Does it make you happy?” says Prentice. It does when I’m crunching deep fried brain.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Laws change so often it seems pointless to keep track of the fiddly ones. ‘Don’t kill’ is the big one. Everything else is moral decoration.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I”
― T.W. Brown, Zomblog

“Beneath the wide banner announcing the 1996 Expo, dozens of stands and display cases were set up around the showroom floor, presenting the latest developments in mineralogy. ”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Bathe using this one hour before returning here for final instructions.” I unwrap a bar of translucent brown soap. “Why does this smell like ham?” I say.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“No one aspires to be the pizza delivery guy. It’s a summer job, or something neurosurgeons do after fleeing their war torn country.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“I’ve had four hundred years. Four hundred years of scraping by, and trying not to eat people. Four hundred years, and it’s still not enough.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature

“Patricia poked the metal pronged skewer through a series of rock hard stale marshmallows, convinced that the fire would bring them back to life, like Jesus on a cross dripping with white gelatin.”
― T.W. Brown, Midnight Movie Creature Feature