Adam Jay Epstein > Quotes

“And I’m sorry I ever called you an arrogant know-it-all.” “I never heard you say that.” “Well, it wasn’t to your face.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, The Familiars

“Sorry about the scare,” said one of the frogs. “Those snakes are deadly, you know. I think it was intending to swallow the pretty lady whole.” “Well, thank you for saving me,” said Skylar. “Not you,” replied the tree frog. “The furry one.” It took a moment for Aldwyn to realize the frog was talking about him. “Actually, I’m not a girl.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, The Familiars

“I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Circle of Heroes

“Gilbert tried to reason with the smoke hound. “I am a frog,” he explained. “You are a puff of black smoke shaped like a dog. We are not related.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Secrets of the Crown

“A door is not a door when it is ajar.” There”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams

“I’ve heard of possums playing dead before, but that gives the saying a whole new meaning,” Skylar replied.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams

“I’ve had my fair share of accidents,” Gilbert replied. “I know my way around broken stuff.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams

“Maybe it’s my stealth, ninja-like skills.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Circle of Heroes

“I’m afraid your components were too weak to hold the spell,” said Feynam.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Secrets of the Crown

“INTO THE UNKNOWN”
― Adam Jay Epstein, The Familiars

“Interesting,” Ryic said. “Most humans don’t have a taste for Flobian roach brain.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Starbounders: A Sci-Fi Adventure of Action, Humor, and Space Missions for Kids

“Well, if your body begins to expand rapidly, stay away from any sharp objects,” Skylar replied.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams

“She lifted the drum up behind Simeon and whacked him over the head with it, knocking the bloodhound out cold. Then she grabbed him by the hind paws and started dragging him down the hill.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Circle of Heroes

“Gilbert wriggled his way free as the soldier continued to stumble back, trying to fight off the slug, which was now attempting to crawl up his nose.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams

“You messed with the wrong bunch of wizards and familiars,” said Gilbert cockily. The gundabeast lunged forward with a grunt, and Gilbert leaped back in a panic, landing on his rear. Aldwyn and Skylar burst out laughing. “What? I tripped,” said Gilbert. Which made them laugh even harder.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, The Familiars

“And do you really think Skylar would ever get so angry with you that she would kill you?”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Circle of Heroes

“among us?”
― Adam Jay Epstein, The Familiars

“Just then Gilbert let out a sudden belch, and a burst of fire shot from his mouth. It nearly singed the feathers off Skylar’s body.”
― Adam Jay Epstein, Palace of Dreams