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“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance”
Jimmy Kimmel
“I never feel more alone than when I am trying to put sunscreen on my back.”
Jimmy Kimmel, I Take My Coffee Black: Reflections on Tupac, Musical Theater, Faith, and Being Black in America
“Jesse Joyce is, by every definition of the word, a curious man. His love of history and gift for comedy adds up to a book that is a lot of fun to read and educational too. Relive the murder of America’s most-beloved President and laugh!”
Jimmy Kimmel

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