Gregory Bergman > Quotes

“WTFact: The human small intestine can reach up to eight meters in length. Why do you want to know that? Because all knowledge is important, f*ck-face.”
― Gregory Bergman, WTF? College: How to Survive 101 of Campus's Worst F*#!-ing Situations

“Nothing ruins an ecosystem more than cementing it over. So what f*#!-ing difference does it make if you toss a butt on the ground?”
― Gregory Bergman, SRSLY, WTF?: How to Survive 248 of Life's Worst F*#!-ing Situations EVER