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“WTFact: The human small intestine can reach up to eight meters in length. Why do you want to know that? Because all knowledge is important, f*ck-face.”
Gregory Bergman, WTF? College: How to Survive 101 of Campus's Worst F*#!-ing Situations
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“Nothing ruins an ecosystem more than cementing it over. So what f*#!-ing difference does it make if you toss a butt on the ground?”
Gregory Bergman, SRSLY, WTF?: How to Survive 248 of Life's Worst F*#!-ing Situations EVER

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