Robert Guffey > Quotes

“On August 10, while incarcerated in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York, Epstein won the "Most Improbable Suicide of the Year" Award after he was found dead in his cell under suspicious circumstances.”
― Robert Guffey, Operation Mindfuck

“Indeed, Christians often confuse hermeticism with Satanism. They confuse esotericism with Satanism. They confuse Freemasonry with Satanism. They confuse spirituality with Satanism. They confuse Mormonism with Satanism. They confuse Dungeons & Dragons and Proctor & Gamble and Mightly Mouse and comic books and pop music and cocaine with Satanism.”
― Robert Guffey, Operation Mindfuck

“Our new routine didn't require a stage or a microphone. Comedy isn't just words, syllables, phonemes. It's not just parking meters and airplane food and bad weather and tired punchlines. It's seeing what no one else sees and saying what no one else wants to say.”
― Robert Guffey, Until the Last Dog Dies

“Then came the Boris Vallejo virtual reality mindfucks.”
― Robert Guffey, Chameleo: A Strange but True Story of Invisible Spies, Heroin Addiction, and Homeland Security