Jonathan Blum > Quotes

“What kind of person actually sits down and decides that no one should be allowed to end a sentence with a preposition? Not even decide what ideas you should or shouldn't talk about, but to actually make rules about what order to put your words in... It's such an amazing kind of petty tyranny.”
― Jonathan Blum Kate Orman, Doctor Who: Vampire Science

“The creatures came up the stairs a few at a time, pausing to sit up and sniff the air. Their eyes glinted in the darkness.They were a foot long. They were covered in moth-eaten grey fur and they had enormous fangs and big bushy tails, and there were maybe twenty of them, chittering from all around.
Vampire crack squirrels, thought James, and wished he hadn't.”
― Jonathan Blum , Doctor Who: Vampire Science

“Apparently the Time Lords have a long and honourable tradition of genocide when they think the stakes are high enough”
― Jonathan Blum, Doctor Who: Vampire Science

“Carolyn stared at the toast. She needed to say something profound, something about how grateful she was that he was here, how she felt as though a great weight had been lifted from her, that now she had magic with which to fight the monsters.
She said, ‘You have cute eyebrows.”
― jonathan blum