Carlos Malvar > Quotes

“Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster!”
― Carlos Malvar

“Wala lang, kwentuhan lang tayo. Tsaka ano ba namang masama sa usapang reproductive health?”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“First of all, I would like to thank the judge for that question, and I would like to thank this pageant for the opportunity to answer, and I would like to thank God for giving me the wisdom to answer the question, and I would like to thank my parents for giving me the confidence in answering the question with the answer which God gave me in order to answer the question given by the judge of this pageant. Thank you.”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“... what makes us monsters is our need to be saints”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“Lam mo naman dito sa probinsya, obligadong maglasing mga lalake.”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“Now that was a good pussy.”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“My knowledge of biochemistry told me the chemical composition of the potion (ingredients, strickly confidential)...”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak

“And then God, in his benevolence, tasked Adam with the nasty business of nomenclature, calling beasts of land and water and air for what he saw fit, giving them names, calling them names, pegging down their potentials to classifications, to genus, to species.”
― Carlos Malvar, Wakasang Wasak