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“I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.. ”
― Here's Your Sign!
― Here's Your Sign!
“I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison”
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“I'm here to kill the deer, She wants to take it shoppin.”
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“its a dork fish”
― Here's Your Sign!
― Here's Your Sign!
“I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, “I don’t want to get sick, what should I eat?” He said, “Peanut Butter.” I said, “If I eat peanut butter then I won’t get sick?” He said,” no, but it tastes the same comin’ up as it does goin’ down.”
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