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“I explained it loud
and clear. What part of "meow"
don't you understand?”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
“Letmeoutletme
outletmeoutletmeout.
Wait--let me back in!
...
Letmeinletme
inletmeinletmein.
Wait--let me back out!”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
tags: cats, haiku
“Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
tags: cats, haiku
“Yawn. String-on-a-stick.
Fine. I'll come out and chase it
to make you happy.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
tags: cats
“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
“Fine. If you insist.
I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--
I won't enjoy it.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
tags: cats, haiku
“Sorry about the
squishy in your shoe. Must've
been something I ate.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku
tags: cats, haiku
“What do you mean "Ewww"?
How is my tuna breath worse
than peanut butter?”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

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