Robert Blaise > Quotes

“While beating his meat, he used the soothing feeling to clear his mind. Once he was done, he felt clarity settle,”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure

“Humans didn’t live in objective reality. Everyone crafted a fake world all in their head, a coat of paint over the uncaring coldness of the infinite multiverse. Where these coats of paint met, layering over one another in a nasty storm of clashing perspectives, that was the world humanity lived in.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 2): A LitRPG Adventure

“So what is it then? Just because Shawn wasn’t literally standing between me and a victim, I shouldn’t have touched him? Does that really change anything!?” “It does,” Thor said. “The most important thing of all—the way you feel now.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure

“Thor snorted and shook his head. “No. You don’t. You feel like shit. It’s as simple as that. You feel like absolute shit. And you wanna know why? Because you did something shitty. And that moral compass—the thing we all have somewhere in us—is screaming at you. It’s letting you know that you shouldn’t have done that.” “I didn’t do anything evil.” Thor nodded. “And I agree.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure

“With how the justice system worked in the empire, backing and status were more critical than innocence. Two shmucks nobody would miss were always in danger when pitted against the law.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 2): A LitRPG Adventure

“A narcissist…” Freddy scoffed. “Call me whatever you want. But if there is any one thing I don’t love, it’s myself.” “Narcissism, my boy, is born of self-hatred. Not love.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure

“It could be compared to the average number of testicles people had. Yes, statistically speaking, people, on average, had one testicle. In reality, and in the overwhelming majority of cases, it was either none or two.”
― Robert Blaise, The Jester of Apocalypse: Invincibility: A Cultivation Progression Fantasy

“And just like a man, he would suppress all the bad emotions and push through what was probably unnecessary suffering because his pride was too inflated to look for alternatives.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure

“Freddy… When you paint people as monsters and give them absolutely no way out… they become monsters. When they know they cannot and never will be forgiven, they won’t ask or work for forgiveness. They’ll double down.”
― Robert Blaise, 1% Lifesteal (Volume 3): A LitRPG Adventure