John Allison > Quotes

“Wow. Listen. Just kiss both kinds of face. Maybe you'll enjoy them equally. That's fine. Let love rule. It's the nineties. Get used to it.”
― John Allison, Giant Days, Vol. 2

“So this is what love is.
It's like bein' tied to a big, mad train.”
― John Allison, Bad Machinery Volume Three: The Case of the Simple Soul

“Go! And remember! Zebra is fine creature to admire, but you do not have to ride it.”
― John Allison, Bad Machinery Volume One: The Case of the Team Spirit

“Arrgh, my dad's here to pick me up. How can he be so insensitive to intrigue?”
― John Allison, Giant Days, Vol. 5

“This is. The apotheosis. Of how she makes me feel.”
― John Allison, Giant Days #6

“Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over him.”
― John Allison, Bad Machinery Volume One: The Case of the Team Spirit

“Christ alive. Satan is a very beefy boy.”
― John Allison, Steeple

“Do you know what Barney's desktop wallpaper at work is? No. And no one ever will, because he saves every file he makes to the desktop.”
― John Allison, By Night, Vol. 2

“I think life has to get bigger to make death seem smaller.”
― John Allison, Giant Days, Vol. 13

“You've not revised ... at all?"

"Esther ... Surely this shouldn't be a problem. English lit is a no-mark's degree with no vocational value. Just wave your hands around a lot and 'interpret'!”
― John Allison, Giant Days, Vol. 2