Danielle Brown > Quotes

“Lexi with her bimonthly touched-up white-blond hair and generous lip filler that she’ll never admit to having injected.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“managed to con everyone at the ball, including Dad. He felt bad for the poor little black girl from ‘the hood’ with big dreams.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“I knew this bitch wanted his money. I fucking knew it. It was the perfect plan. Until she went and screwed everything up.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“I don’t know what you’re looking for, but you’re not going to find it in a line,”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“They just don’t like that I’m black.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Dad, what if I was banging a guy who was fifty? How can you be this cliché? You’re so embarrassing.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“I’ll never be pretty enough. I’ll never be skinny enough. I’ll never be enough.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“It’s like these people constantly live in a fantasy world where anything they want is only a command or swipe away. I’m not sure I could ever get used to this.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“love this place, right here in his arms. It feels safe, familiar and comfortable.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Premeditated. This is fucking first-degree murder. Some white-people, Netflix-limited-series shit.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“You never know. If a picture is worth a thousand words, nudes are priceless sagas that can be misinterpreted in more ways than the Bible.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“don’t care who my father sleeps with. I don’t care who he chooses to live with. All I care about is my money, and there’s no way I’m going to let that broke bitch steal it away from me. Not after all I’ve been through.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“And of course, it was set up this way by design, to keep a certain demographic out, to keep the new hires white and well-bred with plenty of generational wealth to subsidize a full season of free labor.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“People like Taylor don’t know what it’s truly like to suffer. They create their own problems to offset the perpetual boredom their privilege grants them and then have the gall to pretend we’re all equal, like we’re all in this fight together. But we’re not.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“She’s from Newark, Dad. They’re all gangbangers, wannabe rappers and criminals down there. She’s no different. You can’t bring that to Van Doren.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“You white girls always think somebody’s threatening you when we refuse to take your bullshit.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Of course, if it had been a girl caught on camera with everything exposed, it would have been a crime against humanity and all the #MeToo enthusiasts would have rallied around her.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Apparently, I have to be frugal now. Whatever that means.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“You were planning on milking my father for what, millions? If he’s gone, your whole plan is a bust. But if you stop pretending with all this ethics bullshit, maybe you and I can work something out. Without him.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Once again, her whiteness is so unbearable, so palpable, it’s blinding. I want to scream.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“My mom was a literal angel who rescued pigeons and opossums. She gets stage two cancer and is gone within a year. Dad recklessly fucks some random bitch while she’s doing chemo, gets stage four cancer and then poof, it’s gone. I don’t get it.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“No, bitch. I’m a billionaire with a capital B. My shitty father is in the ground where he belongs, and I get to spend his money for the rest of my life.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“She’s being ridiculous. She gets like this sometimes. Her blinders go up and she can only see her end goal, nothing else, no consequences. She doesn’t even stop to consider the collateral damage that getting what she wants could cause. I can’t actually kill my father. I can’t.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“passing by a girl taking mirror selfies of her latest surgical enhancements that she’ll accredit to squats, a group of guys trying to out-lift each other.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“But Dad, I’m literally broke. What am I supposed to do? Max out all my credit cards like poor people?” “You know the deal.” He doesn’t slow down. “You’re not getting a dime until you’re clean. That’s not up for negotiation.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Babe, chill. Operation Bag Nate isn’t a bust yet.” She takes a chug of her drink. “Black guys always leave their girlfriends for white girls when they go pro. He’s probably only with her because she’s easy. Look at her. She’s practically jerking your dad off.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“At a party for charity. Everybody focused on giving and there she was, consumed by thoughts of taking.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“Her makeup is so flawless, she’s literally glowing, and the diamonds dripping from her ears are bigger than all my hopes and dreams put together.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“can’t believe I’m doing this. It feels wrong. Like selling a piece of my mom. It isn’t just a handbag. It’s art. It’s a piece of history. Our history”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It

“But his tears were paltry, forced. He couldn’t wait to get out of there, run to the new bitch he was fucking behind my mom’s back, the one he didn’t know I knew about. His lover is a cliché. Barely older than me, unencumbered, quiet like a lamb but not as sweet.”
― Danielle Brown, Someone Had to Do It