Kurt Dinan > Quotes

“By the time he graduates, projected to be by his thirtieth birthday, Wheeler’s transcript will be a meme used to scare children into studying harder.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“Who wants to be like everyone else? Sometimes you have to break out and do it your own way.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“Like my balls,” Wheeler says.

Adleta starts laughing.

“What does that mean?” I say.

“Dude, you’ve never played Like My Balls? How do you survive the day? It’s all I ever do. Anytime the teacher makes a statement, try adding ‘like my balls.’ You know how like in history, Mr. Navarro is always saying, ‘History is a living breathing thing…’”

“Like my balls,” I finish.

“Exactly, man. It’ll change your life.”

“Like my balls.”

“See? You’re a natural.”
― Kurt Dinan

“You have to love a girl who considers chest-straddling a punishment.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“Like my balls,” Wheeler says.
Adleta starts laughing.
“What does that mean?” I say.
“Dude, you’ve never played Like My Balls? How do you survive the day? It’s all I ever do. Anytime the teacher makes a statement, try adding ‘like my balls.’ You know how like in history, Mr. Navarro is always saying, ‘History is a living breathing thing…’”
“Like my balls,” I finish.
“Exactly, man. It’ll change your life.”
“Like my balls.”
“See? You’re a natural.”

-Don't Get Caught”
― Kurt Dinan

“drop from the garage onto the wet grass.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“Is it technically murder if you kill someone without a soul?”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“But what I really regret is wasting my time worrying so much about you. I don’t think about my mom or my friends as much as I’ve thought about you. I even catch myself having arguments with you in my head. That’s just sad on my part. Who wants to live that way? I’m better than that. So in order to let all this go once and for all, I need to apologize.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught