Lisa Austin > Quotes

“Goal, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but you need a shower. Bad. Like really bad. Like, you smell sour and pissy-” “Aite, aite, I get it. See how you doing yo’ papi? I wasn’t gone even say nothing about you smelling like a Wendy’s baconator with extra onion. But okay. Cool. We can both take this union to the shower with our funky asses.”
― Lisa Austin, Exhilarated 3

“Mr. Onfoenem got on every fucking nerve that I had. I couldn’t stand that Chicago mild sauce eating bitch. I was even more pissed that I let him make my pussy spit up using a fucking gun. What type of ghetto King Von ass shit was that? I wanted to kick my own ass because I actually liked the shit. His face was so close to my kitty that I knew for sure he was going to reach in and lick it. That mouth of his was remarkable and I knew the nigga was teasing me by not giving it to me last week.”
― Lisa Austin, Put It on the Mob

“Stop being so fucking nice. That’s how yo friendly ass got put in the human trafficking ring the first time.”
― Lisa Austin, Our Mother's sons: Jovani Bendetti

“Like my bestie died her ass off! That’s some shit we gotta watch out for in the near future. Make sure Jisei doesn’t die again– check!”
― Lisa Austin, Put it on The Mob 2: Jisei & Ezio

“She alive.”
― Lisa Austin, Put it on The Mob 2: Jisei & Ezio

“It haunted me worse than any childhood memory. I just wanted to watch her day in and out to be sure she was still fucking breathing. Shit scared me to death.”
― Lisa Austin, Put it on The Mob 2: Jisei & Ezio

“I never knew tricking was fun. I’ve seen Goal buy houses, cars, bags, and all types of shit and used to shake my head at that simp ass behavior. Now that I had a baby mama, it brought me joy spoiling Lydia.”
― Lisa Austin, Exhilarated 3

“You so ditsy. If you get kidnapped by a nigga in a baby shower shirt, you deserve that shit.”
― Lisa Austin, On The Mob: The Cuppacio Twins

“Sure, she had let Aladdin hit it for a buck once upon a time, but that nigga wasn’t alive to tell a soul about it.”
― Lisa Austin, Put it on The Mob 2: Jisei & Ezio

“Okay, bae. Gimme then corns back. I know they barking.”
― Lisa Austin, Exhilarated

“I’ll forget yo’ ass on restriction, pull them tight ass jeans down and make yo’ ass cum eleven times before they can even bring the check to that nigga and send you home with my dick on your breath.”
― Lisa Austin, Exhilarated 2

“One day”
― Lisa Austin, Put It on the Mob

“From now on, you can call me The Fireman….What Weezy say? You can spark it up, but I’mma put you ouuuuut….”
― Lisa Austin, Humbled By A Real N*gga 2

“Come on, you ain’t gotta walk. Just stand and twirl. I know them dogs barking in them Church usher ass heels.”
― Lisa Austin, Humbled By A Real N*gga