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“calmly said, “Thanks Bethany, I’m always ready to accept constructive criticism about my appearance from intelligent, fashionable and thoughtful people like yourself.” Bethany looked confused. Then I continued in a calm and confident voice, “But hang on, I just realized, you’re definitely not intelligent, nor thoughtful and perhaps not even fashionable, so I really couldn’t care less about your opinion.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Wednesday”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“Tate quietly and calmly replies, "You'd better keep trying then.”
― Bill Campbell, New Kids in the Hood

“Mr. Boom Boom, is on his way home. Mom says when he gets home, we're all going to pick up a surprise dad has organized. Dad's previous surprises have included me joining a soccer team and doing a two-day circus trapeze course. You can understand why I feel a little nervous.”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“I hear Mr. TDH call my name as I cross the road, but I pretend not to hear him and keep going.”
― Bill Campbell, New Kids in the Hood

“Then the whole group started yelling out their complaints in a storm of jumbled words.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Madonna Bull,”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“I don't know about you, but when I get nervous, I have to make lots of visits to the toilet”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“4:45 am leave for the bridge 5:00 am commence bridge walk 7:00 am finish bridge walk 7:05 am breakfast 7:15 am walk to Ferry Terminal 8:00 am catch the ferry to Manly and so on…”
― Bill Campbell, Meet the Cousins

“She scraped all the icing off my cake and said there was enough sugar in the cake!” “And I wanted a chocolate milkshake and she gave me a green smoothie, gross!!!! It looked like snot!”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“the room to help me. I call her Mrs. Absolutely Positive because she always sees the positive side of things.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet the Cousins

“sat on either side of her. “Bye Bethany,” says Shelby in her best “I’m not scared of you” tone of voice. Ever since our last run-”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Centre,”
― Bill Campbell, New Kids in the Hood

“I’m sure that one day it will turn me into a full-blown zombie!”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Then the whole group started yelling out their complaints in a storm of jumbled words. “She made me have brown bread!” “My ham and salad roll had NO ham!” “My hotdog had tofu instead of a sausage!” “I”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Facebook”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“She is really into those yucky green drinks with vegetables in them…gross!  ”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“hippy type mom, carefree and always looking on the bright side of things. Like when I dropped two dinner plates and they both broke, Mom just comes out with, “That’s okay, Madonna, it just means less washing up to do.” And that is why her nickname is Mrs. Absolutely”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“announcement”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“Miss Barbie is one delicate princess!”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“so smart. Also, I’ve been Dux”
― Bill Campbell, Meet the Cousins

“(who”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“young teacher. He always has his phone on his desk with Facebook open.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“and Sue, would laugh at her “amazing” wit.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Once outside Shelby breaks into hysterical laughter, humiliating me even more.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“The ride home is pretty quiet, except for me munching my nachos and Star’s occasional coughing and whimpering that her mouth is on fire. The waiter put my nachos in a takeaway”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“Next, I did my circle, and Charlie had advised me to do semi-circles and join the top of each. It might have worked for him...but not for me. The top half of my semi-circles met in a rounded V shape, the bottom half in a stretched out point.”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“love Dora too!” Great, I’m a legend with 5 year olds!”
― Bill Campbell, My New School

“The biggest and best waterslides in the world featuring the longest black hole, fully enclosed waterslide ever built. I”
― Bill Campbell, My New School

“Chapter 2 - Twins Arrival”
― Bill Campbell, New Kids in the Hood