H.P. Mallory > Quotes

“The only thing separating Americans and Brits is a comman language.”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble (Underworld, #1)

“I have always been by your side, poppet, and so shall I always remain.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“You want some more?" Christa asked, her right eye drooping like an old lady's pantyhose. It was a sign that Christa was drunk. She said it was a form of lazy eye; I just thought it was hysterical and laughed although I tried to hide it with an inconspicuous cough.”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble (Underworld, #1)

“I want to be the man who haunts your dreams and thoughts, the man whom you cannot live without.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“But as soon as you saw his hot, naked bod, you must have been like Bond, what bond? Oh, you mean bondage?”
― H.P. Mallory, Witchful Thinking (Underworld, #3)

“My lovely little poppet,
Your breakfast awaits you in the kitchen.
Last evening was magical and I am most excited to repeat it this eve.
I will dream of you.
~ Sinjin”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“You do not know how I have yearned to hear those words.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“You're barely older than me.'

'Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car.”
― H.P. Mallory, To Kill A Warlock

“You have certainly burrowed your way into my heart- something I never imagined could happen.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Witch Is Back (Underworld, #4)

“Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Sometimes life is stranger than art.”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

“I didn’t realize you was the witch,” Ryder said, his gaze settling on my bust. Apparently, not all vampires could speak the Queen’s English,”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

“sun’s rays as they broke through the window, the sunlight not feeling”
― H.P. Mallory, To Kill a Warlock

“Okay, okay. Sheesh, I guess getting changed into a gigantic booger put you into a crappy mood.” “Gee, you think?” My legs ached”
― H.P. Mallory, To Kill a Warlock

“yellowish aura, which should have been pink or violet. “Are you even listening to me?” Christa asked.”
― H.P. Mallory, Witchful Thinking

“Hi, Honey." she said, looking at him like he was crack and she, Whitney Houston.”
― H.P. Mallory, To Kill A Warlock

“Hi, Honey," she said, looking at him like he was crack and she, Whitney Houston.”
― H.P. Mallory, To Kill A Warlock

“I don't think of myself as evil, but no can say they've led a perfect life.”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble (Underworld, #1)

“All that we are is the result of what we have thought,’ Buddha.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“My dad always said not to get all dolled up every day because if you do, people will always expect you to look that way; but if you get dolled up every once in a while, people will really notice how beautiful you are.”
― H.P. Mallory, Wuthering Frights

“I find it very relaxing to ignore the rest of the world.”
― H.P. Mallory, Summer Solstice (Poppy's Potions, #7)

“Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within a forest dark, For the straight foreward pathway had been lost.” – Dante’s Inferno”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Behind every pessimist, cynic, and doubter in the world is an open-hearted dreamer the world let down.”
― H.P. Mallory, Witch, Warlock & Vampire Box Set 3, #31-39

“Treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward,”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Always trust your intuition as it won't steer you wrong.”
― H.P. Mallory, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble (Underworld, #1)

“It’s the only way I know how to deal with Conan’s BMS.” “His what?” “Bitchy man syndrome,”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“there’s also the significance that Nikola Tesla gave the numbers 3, 6 and 9 when he said, ‘if you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6, and 9, then you would have the key to the universe’.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Fool

“Know you are on the right path, even if you aren’t sure where that path is taking you. Embrace the journey. Be willing to take risks and don’t be afraid of the unknown. Rely on your intuition—tune into its guidance and heed its messages. Whenever you feel lost, look inside and your subconscious will guide you. Remember: when in doubt, look inward.”
― H.P. Mallory, The Fool

“He was dressed, as I supposed befitted a warlock, in black—long pants, large boots, and a long-sleeved, billowy shirt that reminded me of Jerry Seinfeld’s puffy pirate shirt.”
― H.P. Mallory, Ghouls Rush In