Ruth Clampett > Quotes

“And all of the scientific data, statistical facts and empirical evidence can't compete with the indefinable heart's desire. For if in the end, she loves you, and she chooses you…none of the rest of this will matter.”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“I just want to consume him, and I hate myself… knowing that doesn’t make me any better than his art groupies.”
― Ruth Clampett, The Inspiration

“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. ~ Henry David Thoreau”
― Ruth Clampett, The Inspiration

“God, he’s beautiful, I marvel, allowing myself one last swoon before I steel myself for what’s to come.”
― Ruth Clampett, The Inspiration

“Every adventure requires a first step.” ~Cheshire Catxii”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“When she starts to climax, she sparks the Looney Tunes fuse on my ACME bomb.”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“I hope you know that there’s nothing more sexy than a man who makes a woman feel beautiful.”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“I’m a realist. Life is hard and then you die.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “Yes Brain, but why does the chicken cross the road if not for love?” ~Pinky and the Braini”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“PROLOGUE ~CALEB~”
― Ruth Clampett, Pink Shades of Words: Walk 2016

“No, why?” “I told you about my foursome.” “Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot about that. That was when you were a man-whore.” “Yes, thanks, although I prefer the term ‘sex fiend’.” “Well . . . that’s still what you told me.” “I did. So see, I’m the very guy you wouldn’t want to sleep with.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet

“Karma’s a bitch, you asshole. And comic karma, never ends; it just gets more animated.”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“I want to kiss him with every fiber of my being, but evidently he’s determined that I’m destined to be his savior, not his lover.”
― Ruth Clampett, The Inspiration

“There you go with the breasts too big again. I rub my eraser over the sketchbook page and brush the crumbs away before reworking my lines over the ghosted image. With each stroke of the pencil my dream girl comes to life, her heart-shaped face graced with huge blue eyes and plump bow lips. Oh, how I want to kiss those lips”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“My eyes wander up from his bare feet, over his worn jeans, his broad shoulders and handsome face. He’s over six feet of masculine perfection and distracting in every way.”
― Ruth Clampett, The Inspiration

“I feel his throbbing hard-on pressed against mine. A second later he begins to rock his hips so we’re doing the woody waltz. What”
― Ruth Clampett, Unforgiven

“means”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“Yeah, we better hurry this up so she doesn’t get jealous,” I reply with a smile, pleased that I’m bantering. That book I read on how to talk to women seems to be paying off. “What’s she wearing…your hottie”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“It all starts with the guy ripping her panties off. Have you ever tried to rip off a pair of panties? It’s not like they just pull apart. Those things are sewn to stay together, and I gave a girl a skin burn once trying to yank off that lacey shit.”
― Ruth Clampett, Wet

“I’m so tired of Earth’s gravity pulling me down when all I want to do is fly far away.”
― Ruth Clampett, Unforgiven

“You know, Nathan, don’t let the cool clothes fool you. Deep down I’m a fan-girl geek…always have been, always will be. All my favorite people are too. Us geeks are the cool ones, because we are who we are; we don’t try to be anyone else. Right?”
― Ruth Clampett, Animate Me

“What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? ~ Anonymous”
― Ruth Clampett, Work of Art ~ The Collection

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead. ~Marilyn Monroe”
― Ruth Clampett, Work of Art ~ The Collection