Sabrina Cross > Quotes

“Get a hold of yourself, man! Bane yelled into my mind. We are not coming before she does. Grab your balls, think of England, imagine kissing the orange president. I don’t give a fuck, get control of it!”
― Sabrina Cross, Sentient Pen15 from Outer Space

“I love the easy way he handles my weight. I’ve never been a small woman and have never had anyone able to lift me without risk of straining something. The way Kallax makes me feel small and dainty does something fuzzy to my chest.”
― Sabrina Cross, Cooking Up a Demon

“Yeah, I would avoid dating apps if I were you. They’re good ole Luci’s brain child and designed to torture humans. You’ll have to figure out how to find love the old-fashioned way.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“a fresh pot that was thick as tar and tasted about as good as drinking old tires.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“For a moment, I wondered if an alien invasion would be all that bad. America had clearly lost the plot and couldn’t be trusted to make rational decisions, based on the felon in chief currently running the country into the ground.”
― Sabrina Cross, Sentient Pen15 from Outer Space

“She drank coffee like a trucker.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“I’ve seen civilizations rise and fall, kings and self-proclaimed gods die. I’ve seen the best and worst of society and have never wanted anything like I want to be with you.”
― Sabrina Cross, Cooking Up a Demon

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that men suck. Like really suck. But not in a good ‘suck my clit until I come’ way but the terrible ‘are completely useless for anything, way.”
― Sabrina Cross, Snuggle

“Don’t you know that an orgasm a day keeps the doctor at bay?”  “That’s an apple, you horny bitch.”
― Sabrina Cross, Corny

“She, like me, snuggled on her demon’s lap. The stress that used to permanently live on her face was gone and there was a type of calm there I’d never seen before. I love that for her, almost as much as I loved it for me.”
― Sabrina Cross, Tangled