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“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.”
Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, Vol. 1
“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”
Jeph Jacques
“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.”
Jeph Jacques
“That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.”
Jeph Jacques
tags: humor
“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!”
Jeph Jacques
“Affirmative. Death-Bot 9000 would rather avoid internet drama.”
Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, Vol. 3
“All life isn't suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!”
Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, Vol. 2

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