Meredith Schorr > Quotes

“don't put all your eggs in one bastard”
― Meredith Schorr, Just Friends With Benefits

“At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry”
― Meredith Schorr, Just Friends With Benefits

“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh at her missteps rather than lament my own, and cheer for the happy ending that seemed to elude me.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I much preferred having the power over the man and deciding when to cut the cord, over being powerless and on the receiving end of the silent fade-away.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“It was my decision to break up, but he didn't fight me on it. Would he have fought for Trish? And if so, was it because she was the right girl? Or was Trish simply the type of girl men fought for while I was the type of girl men left without looking back?”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“I like books that make me laugh, not cry.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed vagina to be my cock block”
― Meredith Schorr , Just Friends With Benefits

“The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until you decided to play their game.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a reason to look down far enough to see me.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“Some say peer pressure is the biggest motivator for people to do things they aren’t sure they want to do. I say those people never met my Aunt Helen.”
― Meredith Schorr, How Do You Know?

“I would so much rather read between Nicholas’ lines than a book.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Awesome. What types of books do you review?” I hated this part of telling people from work about my blog. I never knew if the attorneys would raise their noses in the air and judge my taste in “literature.” Here goes nothing. “Chick lit,”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Checking out a girl’s cleavage was not necessarily an invitation for conversation.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“it was certainly an engaging story, so much so that I took every available opportunity to turn on my Kindle to see what happened next, even while squatting on the toilet between beers at happy hour.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I know who did it. “It’s 3XK. He’s alive. He’s alive!” I place the empty bag of popcorn on my coffee table and stand up at the precise moment Castle and Detective Beckett collectively realize Jerry Tyson, AKA major bad guy “3XK,” is alive.”
― Meredith Schorr, How Do You Know?

“As he smiled into his phone, I felt my Hanky Panky thong practically melting off.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I caught Nicholas’ eye again and prepared this time, gave him a friendly wave. “Hey you,” he said, smiling wide as his brown eyes darted down to my chest and quickly back to my face. His appraisal of my rack, while subtle, was unmistakable. Not that a guy checking out a girl’s chest was an indication of actual interest. It was probably merely instinct for them, but I was still thrilled.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“By the time the elevator opened on the 24th floor, I was in serious pain and afraid I would lose all feeling in my arms, drop the papers and wind up spending the rest of the day on the floor putting them back in the correct order. I walked as fast as I could to Rob’s office, quite the challenge since I could barely see over the documents and, out of breath, placed them on his desk. I momentarily kept a hand on either side of the stack in case the papers fell.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Maybe he knew something I didn’t—that I was a decent stand-in for a real journalist in a pinch but didn’t have what it took to do it for a living.”
― Meredith Schorr, As Seen on TV

“I felt my Hanky Panky thong practically melting off.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Much later, my eyelids heavy and ready for sleep after hours discussing sex, bowel movements, reality television, most embarrassing moments, and every other mindless topic conceivable with my besties, one thing is pleasurably clear—my youthful spirit has not deserted me with the cessation of my thirties, and there is not a damn thing wrong with that.”
― Meredith Schorr, How Do You Know?

“Well, I usually tell people I started the blog because I’ve always loved to read, blah, blah, blah.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl