James May > Quotes

“Oh, cock!”
― James May

“Truth is, I always do that. I visit a different city and I think 'where is this street where the fun, the swordfighting, the brawling, the seduction and the drinking takes place?' And I have a look at it, then I get a bit miserable and I end up in a proper pub because I just prefer it.”
― James May, Oz & James Drink to Britain

“Now, thats a pie!”
― James May

“Another man I met recently had employed a builder to screw a wine rack to the wall. Why he wants a wine rack anyway is a bit of a mystery, since he lives only a few doors from a pub that sells proper beer. Even more unfathomable is how he could bear the shame of standing by while another man drilled four holes in some brickwork and inserted some rawlplugs. He can regard himself as little more than a receptacle for keeping sperm at the right temperature until it’s needed.”
― James May, Notes from the Hard Shoulder

“These days, as we all know, Volvos are cool.”
― James May, May on Motors: On the Road with James May