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“While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.”
Jim Norton, I Hate Your Guts
“The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.”
Jim Norton
tags: humor
“She was older, around forty-five and described herself as a MILF. And she was a MILF all right; a Monolith I’d Like to Forget.”
Jim Norton, Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

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