Matt Mogk > Quotes

“On February 26, 2009, guards at Baraga Maximum Correctional Facility confiscated a knife that was twelve inches long with a six-inch blade and made completely out of toilet paper. Though it had been created in just a few hours with no special materials, the paper shank was rock solid and sharp enough to penetrate a human body easily, highlighting the bitter truth that when there is a strong will to inflict bodily harm and death, there is always a way.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“the rhetorical, linguistic, and political relevance of rapper Lil Wayne.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“Reactive Approach Motivation is a tenacious state in which people become “locked and loaded” on whatever goal or ideal they are promoting.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“There are literally hundreds of people playing a direct part in getting a single banana, can of soup, or lightbulb to your door.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“In neighboring Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Governor Kathleen Blanco advised residents to “write their Social Security numbers on their arms in indelible ink” so that the medical examiner could identify their dead bodies after they were found drowned by floodwaters in their homes or bludgeoned to death by debris sailing on deadly winds. But then she and other officials seemed completely unprepared for the mass panic that ensued.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“the Zombeatles have made a name for themselves over the past several years by performing garage-rock parodies of classic Beatles tunes with new zombiefied lyrics.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies

“more than 75 percent of us wouldn’t fire a fatal shot at our enemy even if our own lives depended on it.”
― Matt Mogk, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies