K.D. Sarge > Quotes

“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.”
― k.d. sarge, His Faithful Squire

“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button." (Alan to Lukas, Louder than Sirens, Louder than Bells)”
― KD Sarge

“[Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.]”
― KD Sarge