Amy Mah > Quotes

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”
― Amy Mah-Vampire, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“It you taste nice I may bite!”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire