David E. Clarke > Quotes

“Why couldn't Mr. Darcy, in the first half hour of the movie, simply walk up to Elizabeth and say, "Hey, I like you. Do you want to go out on a date? And, by the way, I'm filthy rich." I'll tell you why. Because that would defeat the purpose of a chick flick, which is to entertain women and torture men.”
― David E. Clarke, Kiss Me Like You Mean It: Solomon's Crazy in Love How-To Manual

“Every husband knows that nuclear energy is not the most powerful force on earth. It’s not even a close second. The most powerful and awesome force on earth is a woman’s emotions. Nothing can match it in sheer intensity and shocking impact. I truly believe that one twenty-minute outburst from a woman could power a small town for three days.”
― David E. Clarke, The Top 10 Most Outrageous Couples of the Bible: And How Their Stories Can Revolutionize Your Marriage

“What is the greatest challenge in life for a man? Climbing Mount Everest? Winning a triathlon? Building a successful business? Becoming president of the United States? No. No. No. And no. These challenges are a piece of cake compared to life’s ultimate man test: living with a woman. Women are wonderful, fascinating, and exciting. They are also difficult to please, confusing, and unpredictable. At least they are to men.”
― David E. Clarke, Married...But Lonely: Stop Merely Existing. Start Living Intimately

“I know you love your wife, more than anyone else on this earth. But if you are not talking with her regularly on a personal level, I have some bad news: she doesn’t feel loved by you.”
― David E. Clarke, Married...But Lonely: Stop Merely Existing. Start Living Intimately