Tara Lain > Quotes

“You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless(...)”
― Tara Lain, Genetic Attraction

“Why are you doing this?" Rod asked. "You hate gay men like me."
Hunter shrugged. "There are no men like you, gay or otherwise.”
― Tara Lain, Fire Balls

“ 'It would be great not to have to deal with any of this. When I found out, I wished Killian could have wiped my memories so I wouldn't have to know that all this shit exists. I was like, "Vampires can get rid of memories. What are you good for?" But it is what it is.' ”
― Tara Lain, Cataclysmic Shift

“ 'Give me a break. You're smart; you're capable. You even have a disturbing streak of honesty, which you occasionally acknowledge. And I suppose some people wouldn't mind looking at you.' ”
― Tara Lain, Sinders and Ash

“ 'I want your light to chase his darkness [...] The best way to get rid of a nightmare is with a dream come true.' ”
― Tara Lain, Brush with Catastrophe

“shoving lube into his own hole. As Billy struggled”
― Tara Lain, Knight of Ocean Avenue

“I want to go beat on church doors and scream ‘Where do you come off swallowing some two-thousand-year-old crap that was invented to get people to have more children and use it to hammer a whole community of human beings to dust?”
― Tara Lain, Lord of a Thousand Steps

“Hell, they wouldn’t be able to drag my dick out of Tito’s ass with the jaws of life.”
― Tara Lain, Hot Lips

“Shaz held the stuffed cat against his chest. “That’s why he’s so ratty. He’s soaked up gallons of tears and survived pounds of frustration. I keep him close by to remind me not to live for others’ opinions. To find the good in my life and value it.”
― Tara Lain, Knight of Ocean Avenue

“It was like shaving a hairy man. I wasn’t sure where I could stop.”
― Tara Lain, Hot Lips

“So I’m singing, sing, sing, sing, and you two—” He pointed at the boys. “—pick me up and carry me downstage, as you three—” His”
― Tara Lain, Hot Lips

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.”
― Tara Lain, Knight of Ocean Avenue

“Thank you very much, Android.”
― Tara Lain, Hot Lips

“Your affection has not one particle more or less value because it’s inexperienced. What has value is your decision, your choice to care about someone, not some imaginary hymen in your asshole.”
― Tara Lain, Driven Snow

“Billy took a breath, and it caught and trembled out of his chest. “Oh God, I am gay. I am.” He wanted to laugh. He wanted to cry. Shaz’s soft high voice sounded muffled against his chest. “Yes, dear. I think you are.”
― Tara Lain, Knight of Ocean Avenue