Jeffrey Brown > Quotes

“-Here's a pretty shell for you.

-Oh, thank you my baby.

-Look, here's another one!

-Thank you.

-Look at this pretty one!

-Thank you.

-Here's a REALLY pretty one.

-Um, thank you.

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― Jeffrey Brown, Clumsy

“I like the way you touch me."
"I like to touch you... That works out for us, huh?”
― Jeffrey Brown

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― Jeffrey Brown, Darth Vader and Son

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― Jeffrey Brown, Darth Vader and Son

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― Jeffrey Brown, Darth Vader and Son

“-Some guy stopped by to see you.
-Who was it?
-I don't know.
-You don't know? Was he cute? Did you fall in love with him?”
― Jeffrey Brown, I am Going to Be Small

“Theirs was a forbidden love.”
― Jeffrey Brown, I am Going to Be Small

“How do you know it's love and not obsession?”
― Jeffrey Brown, Clumsy

“yaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn smack smack smack”
― Jeffrey Brown, Cat Getting Out of a Bag and Other Observations

“...and then I said, "I love you" and all he said back was, "I know". "I know"... what does that mean?!”
― Jeffrey Brown, Vader's Little Princess

“I don't need you making me feel like an evil person every time I do something. I gave up smoking weed for you and that's a pretty big thing. I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. Can't hold you 24 hours a day. Can't kiss you 24 hours a day. Can't have sex 24 hours a day.”
― Jeffrey Brown, Clumsy

“Clarity Cliche--polished package
that wraps the unwrappable
Here it is, your day

from "Nightly News" in The News: Poems”
― Jeffrey Brown

“You should follow your passions.
Except when it's a waste of time.”
― Jeffrey Brown, Star Wars: Jedi Academy

“Use the Force! But use the bathroom first if you need to.”
― Jeffrey Brown, Star Wars: Jedi Academy 3 - The Phantom Bully

“Only the strong survive!
Unless a bunch of the weak all team up together.
They're still weak though!”
― Jeffrey Brown, Star Wars: Jedi Academy

“Don't feel happy at me.”
― Jeffrey Brown, Kids Are Weird: And Other Observations from Parenthood

“Don't be happy at me.”
― Jeffrey Brown, Kids Are Weird: And Other Observations from Parenthood