Cara Lynn Shultz > Quotes

“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no one would use email ever again.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you?”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“Want to start a fairy-tale romance with me? BTW it might be doomed, k?”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone."
"How do I get them back?" I asked, panicked. "What's the opposite of begone? Regone?”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“Well I'll be honest...sometimes it's really hard-"
"I know." I smirked, feeling saucy. "I can tell. I'm pretty much straddling you right now."
"Really hard to stop, smart-ass," Brendan emphasized, giving me a playful squeeze before cocking an eyebrow at me.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz

“I got lost in my doodles, and started daydreaming.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“I go running in the park all the time. I guess I never looked up.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.
"Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz

“What's a girl to do when meeting The One means she's cursed to die a horrible death?”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“In the story of my life, that's where you cracked the spine of the book. The mark is there, forever tattooed on my narrative and I couldn't be happier.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“I cocked my fist back, remembering what Brendan had taught me. "Don't aim for your target. You'll have more of an impact that way."

I was aiming for China.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“I wasn’t exactly a stranger to feeling like a princess—if you meant the princess in the first half of the fairy tale. Cinderella as a scullery maid. Snow White with the wicked stepmother. But I wasn’t used to what life was like after you meet the prince, after the slipper fits, after the kiss wakes you from your slumber. It would take some getting used to.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“Emma, but--" he began, and I shushed him.
"No Emma buts except for the one I sit on.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn.
It's probably darker in there than it is in Hollister.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellcaster

“Jeez, what did he think I was, a lust demon? I wanted Logan to show me how to use his sword, not show me how to use his man sword.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“I reached for my bag but Logan refused, insisting on carrying it. Because he just had to do perfect gentlemanly things that made me like him even more. That bastard.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“Stuck in high school for the rest of my natural life. Talk about hell.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“I felt myself fall more deeply in love with him, with this strangely perfect person who for some reason, decided to love me back.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

“Well, I like you. And I like your room." Logan wound his arms around me from behind, pulling my back against his chest. "Very much, on both accounts."

"As much as I'd like to stay like this, my dad's going to come in here in about three seconds and ask us if we want soda or snacks," I groaned, "and if he sees us like this he's going to add castration to the menu."

Logan dropped me from his hold as if I were made of lava—a bold statement considering he wielded fire demon power. He bolted to the opposite side of the room, settling in my pink beanbag chair with a textbook protectively over his crotch. He glanced warily at the door, his face pale.

Sure enough, a minute later my dad poked his head in just to check and see if we needed anything. Then he made sure the door was as wide open as possible. And tested the lock. And studied the hinges, possibly contemplating removing the door from the frame. And then he left. Probably to go collect his award for Most Embarrassing Dad of All Time That Ever Existed in the History of Everything.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“We keep having moments, voice-in-my-head! You can't deny it.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World

“He [Logan] wasn't wearing his baseball cap for once, and the day was bright, almost warm, so his face was bathed in a soft glow from the winter sun. Logan's normally shaded eyes looked a much lighter brown in the sun, and they crinkled up at the corners as he gave me an easy smile.

Are you deliberately screwing with me, sun? What's next? Is his smile going to sparkle as a bell-like “ding” chimes in the distance? Is a butterfly going to land on his shoulder? Give the boy a white horse and it's a wrap for poor Paige's heart.”
― Cara Lynn Shultz, The Dark World