Robert Evans > Quotes

“I've known a couple of warlords and none of them are good at long-term planning.”
― Robert Evans

“Beer” didn’t give birth to civilization alone. The desire to hold bigger and better feasts featuring, yes, beer, but also piles of food and music, is what led to the birth of human civilization. We literally started building towns and, eventually, cities so that we could throw cooler parties.”
― Robert Evans, A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization

“Parties are the basis of international government. Brewing beer wasn’t the sole focus of agriculture. But because it was so well loved and such a status symbol, producing enough of it was of major importance to the state, such as it was 14,000 years ago.”
― Robert Evans, A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization

“There is always time to eat shitty food with a pretty girl. Fuck the war, fuck what's a 'good idea.' Go eat some garbage and stare into her eyes. Do something human in this inhuman place.”
― Robert Evans, After The Revolution

“We all spend a lot of life helpless. So when you actually have a chance to do something, to make a difference for someone... Personally, I recommend you fuckin' take it.”
― Robert Evans, After The Revolution

“but that was back in the AmFed. It’s a sinful thing for a man to touch a woman other than his wife. That’s why the Israelites used midwives.”
― Robert Evans, After the Revolution

“Whiskey's an acquired taste. Like cigars. And anarchy.”
― Robert Evans, After The Revolution