Robin Mellom > Quotes

“Guys don't know the power we hold over them with the right tint of lip gloss.”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“The neck massage: signature move of a Professional Boyfriend.”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“All I could think about was throwing something at her— something made of glass. Or spikes. Or a viral disease. They really should invent Herpes In A Jar for moments like these”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“Awesome. I was a jealous lunatic...and I wasn't alone. Touchdown!”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“Kiss the scumbag!”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story

“A man's behavior is often a reflection of the way he's been treated by a woman.”
― Robin Mellom, Ditched: A Love Story