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“Momo watched the prince get beheaded in every fashion known to the modern, social-media scrolling man. Murdered with cat ears on. Beheaded in film grain. Sepia. An anime filter. Extra eyelashes. With freckles. With Indian soap-opera style-editing where every half millisecond, the camera shot from a different angle and applied a BOOM! sound effect.”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“I just feel like you’re going to water my plants, weed the yard, and then slit my throat.”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“Momo had become what she feared most—productive.”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“So you really got abducted by some insane lady and immediately started doing shit for her?”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“Any good city needed a thriving underground trade, quite like college campuses and their “no drugs” policy.”
― C.R. Dryad, Momo the Ripper: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“Apologies on behalf of the door,” the gnome said quietly. “It is a very ancient piece of wood, and it was created before the invention of manners.” “I’LL INVENT A WAY TO KICK YOUR ASS,” the door roared,”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“You know what they say. Keep your friends close, keep your local village psychopath closer.”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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“Congratulations! Your [Self Assurance I] has upgraded to [Self Assurance II].”
― C.R. Dryad, Shards of Oblivion: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure

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