Lisi Harrison > Quotes

“Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“One by one, drops fell from her eyes like they were on an assembly line - gather, fall, slide...gather, fall, slide...each one commemorating something she had lost. Hope. Faith. Confidence. Pride. Security. Trust. Independence. Joy. Beauty. Freedom. Innocence.”
― Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.”
― Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

“Truth is beauty”
― Lisi Harrison

“I heart that”
― Lisi Harrison, Bratfest at Tiffany's

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?”
― Lisi Harrison

“EH.MA.GAWD.”
― Lisi Harrison

“Loser loser
Double loser
whatever
as if
get the picture
DUH!”
― Lisi Harrison

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”
― Lisi Harrison, Massie

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”
― Lisi Harrison

“Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”
― Lisi Harrison

“This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.”
― Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”
― Lisi Harrison, Alphas

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”
― Lisi Harrison

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”
― Lisi Harrison

“We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”
― Lisi Harrison, Alphas

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?"
"No."
"Then why are you up in my grill?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!”
― Lisi Harrison

“This isn't going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they're small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?”
― Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us