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“what does whale poop look like?”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“A wise man once said, “Don’t live by ‘you are what you eat,’ live by ‘you are what you don’t poop.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“Everyone poops 410 pounds per year, minimum.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“It’s a wonderful, smelly world.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“People come in all shapes, sizes, and stomach capacities. But one thing is sure: This year, you’ll crap significantly more than you weigh. With each deuce weighing 1 to 2 pounds, the average person pumps out just over 400 pounds in a year. Of course, diet makes a difference—if you eat your fiber, your poo could tip the scales at a clean 700 pounds.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“The famed British plumber and owner of the “Venerable Thomas Crapper Co.” is credited with popularizing the toilet and improving flushing in turn-of-the-century London. His eye for elegant toilet design earned him work for the Royal Family and a place in the annals of plumbing history.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“The Childbirth. Passing a rock-solid poo that feels more like a 10-pound baby emerging from your colon. Another sign of constipation.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“each flush of the toilet can send poo particles spraying up to six feet—right on to your new toothbrush?”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“Rich in odor-producing sulfides, the meaty poop of carnivores tends to smell horrendous. As for their herbivore prey? A high-fiber, leafy diet exits the body without making much of a stink.”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups

“With each trip to the toilet requiring an average of 57 squares, and each American wiping away 24 rolls each year, it’s no surprise that the toilet paper industry is worth more than $2 billion (and a couple hundred thousand trees).”
― Deuce Flanagan, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups